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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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