ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
True college students do jello shots in the library
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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