their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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