We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
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Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
he quoted the bible to break up with me
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
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He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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