I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
You dont lie about slip and slides
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
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