I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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