I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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