If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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