I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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