It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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