I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
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