We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
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