He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
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I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
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I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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