so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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