College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
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Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
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I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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