I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
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It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
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I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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