I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
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Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
this will be a night to untag.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
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want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
He better not be in your backpack
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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