sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
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It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
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It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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