this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
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I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
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pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize