My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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