i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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