would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
Will exercising make me less horny?
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