Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
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it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
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Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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