i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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