Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
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Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
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DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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