She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
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Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
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And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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