Porn is love you can see.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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