Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
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If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
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He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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