I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
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