idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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