This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
I love you.
Bad choice
Randomize
