he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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