Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Dude, I was completely sober last night, didn't puke on my shoes, went home with an incredibly beautiful girl, wore a condom, and didn't wake up in a puddle of urine this morning.
hah, sarcasm, classic
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
You don't make any sense
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Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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