I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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