thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
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I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
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I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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