are you so shy because you have an std?
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
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That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
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She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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