An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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