so explain again why im purple
no
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
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Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
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I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
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