Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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