Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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