Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
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