So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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