So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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