is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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