i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
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