Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
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