i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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