i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I puked a lego.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
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