i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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