dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
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I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
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Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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