So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
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You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
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I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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