yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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