From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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