Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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