Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
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I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
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We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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