I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I cut my penus on the lid.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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